ha ha ha

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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friends forever....

Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein…

Log kehte hain..
Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to
waqt aur raat bhi achha guzarta hai..
So..
Maine socha aap ko
Meri yaad dila du…

Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,
Paas hoke bhi thodi duri si lagi,
Honto pe hasi ankhon mein majburi si lagi,
Zindagi mein pehli bar dosti itni zaruri lagi…
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Dost jindgi ka chand hota hai,
Dil ki jami ka asman hota hai,
Badnasib wo hota hai jinka koi dost nahi hota,
Kyoki dost to dhadkte dil ka taj hota hai…
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Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Dost dur ho to bhi gum nahi hota,
Pyar mein aksar dosti kam ho jati hai,
Par dosti mein kabhi pyar kam nahi hota…

Bhul ne wale hume bhul jaate hai,
Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hai,
Jabtk hum roz msg Na kare kisi ko,
Tabtak hum kaha kisi ko yaad aate hai..
Hi frnd hw r u..?

In ankho se sapne churaya na kero
humari dosti ko azmaya na kero,
tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai
unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kero…

Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”

Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai,
Pariyo Se Sundar Mera Khwab Hai,
Sagar Se Gehra Mera Pyar Hai,
Aur Sare Jahan Se Achha Mera Yaar Hai..


Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai.
Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai,
ye nahi kehte ki roj milo,
bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai…

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Love Shayri SMS

Love Shayri SMS
 
*1
!!,,,,Aye Mohabbat Tujhe
Paane Ki Koi Raah Nahi..
Tu To usey hi milegi Jise Teri
Parwah nahi,,,,!!

 *2
Mohabbat karne wale
aankhon ki
baat samajh lete hain,
.
Sapne me mil jaaye to
mulaqat
samajh lete hain,
.
Rota to aasman bhi hai
apne bichde
yaar ke liye,
.
Par log apni khushi ki
khatir use

*3
Yun To Sapne Bahut Hasi Hote Hai, 
Par Sapno Se Pyaar Nahi Karte,
 Chahate To Tumhe Hum Aaj Bhi Hai, 
Bas Izhar Nahi Karte!!!

Wapas aajao mere sanam..
Hum tumhare bina reh nahi paayenge...
Bina tumhare ye jahan acha nahi lagta...
Chalta raha agar ye hi silsila to ek din hum is jahan ko hi alwida keh jayenge...



*4
Dua Karte Hain Rabse Hum Yuhi Sath Rahe,
Pyar Ke Is Rishte Ko Puri Imandari Se Nibhaye,
Mana Zindgi Ki Rahome Kuchh Kante Bhi Milenge,
Par Aap Agar Sath Honge To
Kanto Per Bhi Phool Samajkar Chalte Rahenge…

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barsat samajh lete hain..